Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
we're so committed to being not committed
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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