If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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