My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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