So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
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