i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
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