You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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