We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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