just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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