I feel like I'm in dance class right now
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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