i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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