I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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