I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
kristin has been a bad kristin
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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