Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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