sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
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