She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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