She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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