4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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