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• (248): View more from Michigan

  we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  how did your night go?

  (336): View more from North Carolina

  he asked for my myspace name.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?

  (845): View more from New York

  Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  You love popeyes more than me

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  does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit

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  It usually does with you

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over

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• (850): View more from Florida

  No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.

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• (607): View more from New York

  Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives

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