with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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