sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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