i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
So many bounce houses so little time
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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