Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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