you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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