Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
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Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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