I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
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We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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