his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I want to fling myself into the sun
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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