No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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