"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
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He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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