if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
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Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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