what day is it and did you see me today?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
ok first of all what the fuck
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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