Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Still dying that you shit outside
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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