THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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