yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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