so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
birth control should be required to get into college
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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