love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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