Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
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I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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