I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
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Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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