god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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