just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
I have aggressive nipples.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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