hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
did you just send me my own nude
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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