I love watching others lives come down to our level.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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