let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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