Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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