i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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