i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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