I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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