mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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