Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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