walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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