just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
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sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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