direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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