I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
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meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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