butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Randomize
