i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
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Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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